1. You have bought every Sonic soundtrack and downloaded all the songs not on the soundtracks.
2. You have even bought one Sonic soundtrack, or downloaded any Sonic songs.
3. You tried to play Sonic songs on guitar.
4. You get arrested and argue that you have been mistaken for Shadow the Hedgehog.
5. You break your computer, and when your mom asks you what happened, you say that you needed rings.
6. You buy sneakers and paint them red and white.
7. You continually hit a lampost, saying "Why isn't it spinning?!"
8. You swim in the ocean and look for an air bubble.
9. You steal 7 gems from a store claiming you need them to defeat Dr. Robotnik.
10. You break a bunch of boxes looking for guns.
11. You try to run up a skateboard ramp that's against a wall.
12. You use jewelry to try and go "super".
13. You understand the joke when someone makes Vector say "FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!" in a comic/etc.
14. You know who Takashi Iizuka is.
15. You know who Jun Senoue is.
16. You claim that hedgehogs can run at the speed of sound.
17. You believe that no matter how far you fall from, unless you fall into a pit of nothingness, you will not be harmed at all.
18. You paint a hedgehog blue, pink, or black with red stripes.
19. You see an emerald and think to yourself, "A CHAOS EMERALD!"
20. You pass Shadow the Hedgehog off as a 'great game'.
21. You start playing a game, expecting Tails' awful voice actors.
22. You think you can't be killed unless you run out of rings.
23. The majority of the songs on your mp3 player are Sonic songs.
24. You pass a street lamp, expecting a portal to appear above it.
25. You try to pass your friend off with 2 tails.
26. You liked 'Super Sonic Doom' a lot. (A mod produced by "The Ultimate DooMer" for ZDoom that used the old-skool Sonic features, but not the characters)
27. You run with your arms behind you, like Sonic.
28. You try to grind on rails with whatever shoes you have.
29. You smash your TV hoping to get rings.
30. You jump at a man with a donut expecting to go to the special stage.
31. You see a robot and repeatedly kick the living shit out of it until it explodes, hoping that your pet hamster will fly out.
32. You constantly try to let your butler show his martial arts.
33. You grow out your hair into 6 long spikes and dye them blue.
34. You are with 2 friends and shout out "Let's show them the super power of TEAMWORK!"
35. You think you can run at the speed of sound and wake up in the hospital the next day.
36. You think yellow donuts are rings and 'collect' too many of them.
37. You think you're invincible when you break a box with sparkles on them.
38. You can drive an aero plane.
39. You can jump off the wings of an aero plane and fly across water.
40. You know what an echidna is.
41. You are in a burning down shop and grab the nearest jewel in hopes that it will warp you away.
42. You break your legs trying to make them go in circles when you run.
43. You grow dreadlocks and jump off a building thinking you will glide.
44. You get an airplane and look for a floating island.
45. You go into space without an air tank.
46. You shoot a bunch of cops and explain that you are trying to get a 'Chaos Blast'.
47. You pass a little bit of water off as Chaos.
48. You claim your dad is an evil villain.
49. You paint your body blue and run around town stark naked with only shoes on.
50. You mistake Godzilla for Perfect Chaos.
51. You throw your rabbit off a roof, expecting it to fly with it's ears.
52. You go on the road with your skateboard thinking if there's a car you can just punch it and you'll be unharmed, or you'll get hit and start flashing but will be unharmed.
53. You are wondering if a blue monster will come from your biggest jewel.
54. You named your hedgehog Sonic, Shadow, or Amy.
55. You see a squirrel in your yard and think "Hey, it's Ray!"
56. You named your chameleon Espio.
57. You see a bee and try to catch it, thinking its Charmy.
58. You see a crocodile and ask it to solve a case for you.
59. You go to a Mental Hospital looking for Proffessor Gerald.
60. You name your kid Maria. (after the Sonic character)
61. You see a spaceship/space station and think it's the Space Colony ARK.
62. You see a bat and name it Rouge.
63. You name your cat Big.
64. You name your frog Froggy.
65. You name your rabbit Cream.
66. You ask a fox to be your sidekick.
67. You play a flute near a rock, expecting a secret passageway to reveal itself.
68. You like the original Sonic sprites better than the Advance/Battle Sonic.
69. You attempt to run down the side of a building.
70. You buy Coca-Cola and repaint the cans to say "Chao cola".
71. You claim to be able to hydroplane, if running fast enough.
72. You don't go to the toilet anymore.
73. You give a fox another tail,
74. You give hedgehogs chili dogs.
75. You think helicopters keep flying after one of their propellers is broken.
76. In your opinion, every man with a mustache is an evil scientist.
77. You think that if you break the sound barrier, you will become blue.
78. You find a shattered jewel and try to put it together and make it shine again.
79. You know Knuckles destroyed the appearance of what an Echidna SHOULD look like.
80. You go up to space expecting to find the Space Colony ARK.
81. You start calling the Death Star the Death Egg.
82. You try to jump on a complete 360 degrees angle.
83. You still frequently play the old Genesis games (on Sega Genesis, of course-unless of course your Genesis/games broke and you got Sonic Mega Collection to replace it)
84. You used to watch the old Sonic TV series'. (You know, the one with Scratch and Grounder and the one with Sally, Bunny, Rotor, etc.)
85. You make fanfics, animations, comics, and/or sprites of Sonic/other Sonic characters.
86. You pit two hedgehogs against each other in the city. Then warn people saying "It's Sonic Verses Shadow, This may get ugly"
87. You go around stomping in all the puddles yelling "DIE CHAOS!"
88. You race with your pet Hedgehog.
89. You curl up in a ball and try to roll around
90. You stick thumb tacks in your mittens and claim you're Knuckles
91. You pretend you're from Sonic Riders, hear the Turbulence signal on a Plane, jump out and try and make yourself go faster.
92. Stuff your shirt full of pillows, paint yourself Purple and go down to the "Ol' Fishin' hole" with your pet frog.
93. You try and fly by flapping your ears.
94. You grab an Emerald, claim it's a Chaos Emerald, and try and use Chaos Control.
95. Bawl your eyes out, screaming "WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME MARIA!!! WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED ME TO DO?!!"
96. You pretend to be invisible and throw ninja stars while yelling "NINJA POWA!"
97. You give your hedgehog a gun
98. You use a summersault as your primary attack
99. You take off the outer spikes on swords/axes/etc. and try to fit them into boxing gloves for fighting equipment. (that probably would be a pretty good weapon...)
100. You've broken three planes trying to make them able to transform into mechs.
101. You're on a Sonic the Hedgehog forum (this applies to everyone reading).
102. You think your cat has pyrokinesis.
103. You continuously run past a street sign expecting to fly into the future/past.
104. You are careless about life, explaining to everyone "I have like 20 extra lives and 34 continues..."
105. You jump off a cliff with an umbrella, expecting to float down slowly (that could also be associated with Mary Poppins though...)
106. In school, you point your index finger 'up down left right' and expect to be able to skip to whatever period you want.
107. You see a flaming meteor in the sky and say "The Death Egg is destroyed!!!"
108. You are buying something and ask "How many rings is that?"
109. You swim underwater indefinitely, waiting to hear bells and beeping to indicate that you need to get air.
110. You jump in a bunch of purple chemicals expecting to survive in it.
111. On any video game in which you can name your character, you have named your character any character from Sonic. (Shadow, Amy, Sonic, Knuckles...etc. etc.)
112. You throw a echidna into a wall many times shouting " IT WONT STICK!"
113. You see an island and say "OMG EGGMAN STOLE THE MASTER EMERALD AGAIN!"
114. You look in shops for red and white shoes.
115. You're making a mobius ring and you draw sonic all over it
116. You have a sonic soft toy.
117. You have 3 copies of the same comic. 1 for reading. 2 for cutting out pics. 3 safe keeping.
118. At Halloween you shove a sheet on your head and go "BWARARA"
119. You think Big Boo of mario is a rip off of King Boom Boo
120. You're in a hotel with a pool and you ask your mum "Where's the Chao garden?"
121. You run around singing the Sonic X theme song; Gotta go fast dun dun dun da du gotta go...
122. You have enough fan characters to inhabit a small country. Or continent...
123. You sit in front of the computer thinking of another Sonic joke to put on a FORUM! *bashes head into computer x10*
124. You ask for so much Sonic stuff the Santa at your nearest mall throws you off his lap in rage. And headache.
125. You are playing Ocarina of Time and think Navi is Tikal.
126. You created this thread.
127. You see a lumberjack cutting down trees and start attacking it, thinking it's the Mushroom Hill Act 1 boss.
128. You go flying in an airplane, expecting to find the Death Egg, the Egg Carrier, or Eggman's Winged Fortress (Sonic 2).
129. You jump on mushrooms expecting to fly into the air.
130. You go across bridges slowly, expecting fish to fly up from the water at any second.
131. You are walking on the beach and expect a robot to come flying up out of the sand.
132. You see an ancient pillar and crawl past it, expecting an arrow to fly out and kill you.
133. You and stand on 2 of your friends and attempt to fly.
134. While standing on 2 of your friends, you kick one of them, expecting them to be perfectly safe.
135. You grab one of your friends and thrust them at the ground, expecting them to be perfectly safe.
136.You curl into a ball and roll down a steep road completely naked, save for a pair of sneakers, despite the danger of the ongoing car traffic. But you're Sonic the Hedgehog, so it doesn't matter, right?
137. You pour a bucket of green paint on your little brother, tie two belts to the back of his pants, then make him become your sidekick.
138. You try to grind on the rail of a 50-step staircase with a pair of sneakers, then fail miserably and break several ligaments.
139. You've owned several hedgehogs, and they've all died because you've sprayed them golden and thrown them out your apartment window.
140. You've owned one or several hedgehogs that died because you tied rockets on their feet.
141. You often tape a paper cone on your nose and pretend to be a ninja.
142. You've developed an unhealthy obsession with chilli hotdogs.
143. You once tried to fly off a hill by gluing a fan to your ass... and have been paralitic ever since.
144. You're seen staring into space while saying to yourself "...Maria..."
145. You light yourself on fire trying to get a shield.
146. You are at Track practice (or any other activity) and suddenly think of a great idea for a Sonic comic/fanfic/song/etc. (I actually did that)
147. You have to write a prompt about whether or not we should cut down forests, and you write the whole thing about how they shouldn't because 'they could kill Sonic, Tails, Sally, Rotor, Bunny, and everyone else'.
148. You gel your hair up and jump out of a plane expecting to be able to fly.
149. You own any kind of Sonic apparel.
150. You are watching a race, and start rooting for your friend and sing '*friend's name*...he can really move...*friend's name*...he's got an attitude...*friend's name*...he's the fastest thing alive!' (theme from an old Sonic TV show)
151. You become wanted by the military, get chased by a truck and the truck crashes.
152. You glue another Tail to a fox and throw it off a cliff to see if it can fly.
153. You call a strong guy with dreadlocks Knuckles.
154. You put a fox on a plane, and see if it can fly it.
155. You say "Dammit" every time you're hit.
156. You try to get animals to stand upright on two feet.
157. You try to put socks, shoes and gloves on poor animals.
158. You're afraid you'll lose to a hedgehog in a footrace.
159. You eat Spaghetti-O's as fast as you can so you won't die when you hit a robot animal.
160. You try to sell priceless jewelery to bats.
161. You get hit and drop your wallet.
162. You're racing and get really tired, run to the beginning of the street and shout "HAHA I HAD ANOTHER LIFE!"
163. You make nothing but Sonic games on the Games Factory.
164. You run into a fat man with a moustache and scream "AH!!! DR EGGMAN!!! HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!"
165. You meet your double and say "I found you... FAKER!"
166. You still have a Spaghetti O's can with Sonic on it.
167. You want to have anything and everything sonic... even if it involves Sonic X, the blashpemy of the sonic universe.

i recall a certain little boy who wanted me to take him to the store to get some power rings.. but i'm not saying who.. :lol: :)

number 101 doesn't apply here, this is a hellblaze animations forum not a sonic one, true the focus of hell blaze animations includes sonic but the forum is not sonic only.

otherwise the rest are pretty funny, but seriously i would like to try the grinding but i know what would happen,wait... oh yeah luckily for me health care is free, wish me luck...

Allow me to add one.

You know you've played too much Sonic the Hedgehog when you're running in track and blurt out "Chaos Control!", expecting to get ahead of everyone.

hehe :evilgrin:.................i hope i don't get this far............i mean.........i'm a sonic fan, not a fanatic................but yeah those topics are pretty funny............ :lol: ...............................

I think I got another one.

Your a fat jerk with a weird thought that a blue hedgehog is your greatest enemy.
:lol: kidding.

The sad thing is...I did a lot of these things that wouldn't kill me or paralize me.

what about: you start to roll over and do a slide hoping that you kill a crab (Sonic Advance)

HEY!! #85 OFFENDS ME!!! lol i used to do #89 also this isnt a sonic forum.

You know you played too mmuch sonic when you buy new sneakers and expect to run fast for 30 seconds.

You know you played to much sonic when you try to dash along a ring of donuts.

You just insulted me,and yes I know,this aint a Sonic site,but whatta u gonna do,its funny stuff aint it?

I think he was trying to add to the list, and not necesarily trying to insult you.. it would have been better if he put You know you've played too much sonic if/when... before his post to make it more clear. :)

You know you played too much Sonic when you roll over crates to open them. xD

You know you played too much Sonic when you start looking for an island called Angel Island.........( :unsure: Don't know if anyone added this one before :unsure:)...............

You know you've played too much Sonic when NASA launches a space program called A.R.K used as a satellite program and steal a rocket to go destroy it.

You know you've played too much Sonic when you start putting animals in robots.

You know you've played too much Sonic when you spray paint your animals and start naming them expecting them to do cool stuff.

Those were ok Sae,but the last one you put in is like one on my list.

The expectin them to do cool stuff,it's like one on my list.

I have done all of these, except on the grinding one I used Soap Shoes for that so I didn't hurt myself... okay I did the first few times.

I've done a few of these, and I want soap shoes, then the world will see how unbalance I am as I fall face first onto cement.

That I'd wanna see.

you know you've played too much Sonic when you write your name down as Tails, and get mad when you don't fly after jumping off the top bunk(<<<i think i did that lol).

you've played too much Sonic when you give your girlfriend a pink hammer with a heart on it.

You know you've played too much Sonic when you put 7 jewels next to a giant emerald and expect the 7 smaller to disappear and make 7 big emeralds appear. (S3&K.)

I read half of #164 I started to thought it was about mario

I actually want to track down a pair of SOAP shoes and grind some handrails like Sonic. You know you've played too much Sonic when your Nativity set has Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails bringing Jesus two Chaos Emeralds and a power ring(I swear to God I actually did this).

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good one,I don't really get it though.

The gold ring represents gold and the Chaos Emeralds are myrr and frankenscence.

You know you played to much sonic when you gather two more of your friends and start to look for an air base somewhere...

You know you've played too much Sonic when you start yelling "I am the ultimate life form!!!!!!!"

You know you plyed to much sonic when you actualy think that you have metal form of yourself and it wants to destroy you...

You know you've played too much Sonic when you start to smash all robots in the hopes that you'll free your animal friends trapped inside.

You know you play to much sonic when you start running like hell in the midlle of the street chasing a fat guy thinking that it's dr. eggman...

You know you've played too much Sonic when you go into space looking for Emerald Shards.

you know when you played too much sonic when you start to run from a girl thinking she was amy, when all she wanted was to ask something...

You played to much sonic when you try to lift something up with your mind...(new game, new opurtunities)

(I hated the new game.. but meh..)

You know you've played too much Sonic when you have to curl up whenever you jump.

You know you've played too much Sonic when, ... you know what, I've got nothin'

27. You run with your arms behind you, like Sonic.

Blazer does this, he says its for 'Aero Dynamics' :idontknow:

WHAT..................................... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:...(fell off chair...due to sefer and intense laugh damage)

im not kidding, he really does run like that O_o

He really does that?! Sorry gonna laugh a little more............ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ......okay, i'm back...but seriously, hasn't anybody told him that it's a little weird to run that way? Wait, don't tell me he runs like that in he's sports class?

yes....people have -_-, i dunno, i dont see him in Phys Ed.

You know you've played too much Sonic when you hit your watch, and say "Time Stop!"