There's a plane about to crash because its engines have died. There are 4 passengers and only 3 parachutes. The passengers are: The pilot, Hilary Clinton, the pope, and a boyscout.
The first to speak is the pilot, "I'm needed to fly more planes. They need me down there."
He takes a parachute and jumps out.
Then Hilary speaks, "I'm the smartest woman in the world. They need me down there."
She takes a parachute.
All that's left is the pope and the boyscout.
The pope says to the boy, "Son, they're going to need you down there more then they're going to need me."
The scout says, "It's ok...












The worlds smartest lady just took my backpack."

lol. I think I've heard that one before but it's still funny.