here you guys have a topic plz stop now

I thank you fishofdoom,
For giving us this topic.
Of course yo realize,
It may be catastrophic.

Ok guys this is gonna be the first and last
time i come so have a blast

Global confusion,
Wold domination,
Universal destruction.
All of these will come to pass,
With my powerful instruction.
Blood will spread,
Coprses will rot.
Lives will be lost,
Summers will be hot.
If they cross me
I'll eat their hearts.
If they insult me
I'll impale them with darts.
The time will come
So you best be ready.
The time will come
As long as time stays steady.

Ok then...
I wanna see Big Ben
When i was ten
That was when?
2002... I think
I just blinked
I hate pink
And my sink
Come on
No bombs?
Pinocio and thongs
I would hit him with gongs

That was o' so random,
I think it made me twitch,
But pinnochio in a thong
Isn't as bad as Lilo & Stitch.

This is annoying
and oh so snoring
But i ain't mourning
This morning

You make me sick,
You make me gag.
Get outta my sight
You hideous old hag.
Lose some weight,
But not 'till you wither.
Wait, I just realized
I'm looking in a mirror.

That's harsh
you belong to a marsh
Maybe a zoo
where ghosts go boo!

No I don't,
I live in a swamp.
Where things go pbbt
And bugs go pwamp.
'Tis a sad place
To live in indee.
But I've no choice,
My parrent's rules, I must heed.

Well i like in England
And yes it's on land
Come on
The sun has shon

The viens on my head,
They do bulge.
If there is pizza,
I will endulge.
I can't spell
Yes sadly it's true.
But I don't care
'Cuz I know kung foo. (but not really :idontknow: )

Sorry to say
i ate some hay
and poems is spelt wrong
this topic is a bong
I hate english
And probably finish
Give me a break
that i can take

My mind is here,
My mind is there.
My mind is random.
My mind has hair.
Or does it I wonder,
I don't think it does.
'Cuz then my thoughts
Would be full of fuzz.
Oh fuzzy wuzzy
Wuzzitty woo.
Shiggitty shwiggitty
Howd'y'do?
I've hair brained schemes
Or clever plans.
I'll rule the world
And your lives will be in my hands.

Get with science
There you will learn
that nothing is happy
and all will burn!

Seven hundred and ninety-eight,
Only to more to go.
I'm hoping it will bring me joy
Since I never get to see snow.

I'm thinkin of making a Hellblaze Hq ballad
It's like a song
When i make it
No man should be wearing thongs!

Super mega Sumo guy.
Punch the crooks and make 'em fly.
Super mega Sumo guy.
Kick the kitties in the eye.
Super mega happy fun time ultra hyper Sumo guy gooooooooooooooooo!
You teach us things that we shouldn't knooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
But we don't care
It's them who snare
That we now dare
We shave their hair
Then watch the flair
Burn their only pair
Of jeans so there
But we don't care!

And if i meet a big bat
Or a cat
Just tell him to get lost
or meet a bit of frost!

The monkeys come,
The monkeys cry,
They throw bodily waste
In my eye.
They scream and yell
But their heads swell.
Thanks to Super mega Sumo gu-u-u-u-uy!

Stop with the monkeys
Get it out of your head
My brain is burning
While i am in bed!

The squirrels
Eat pie
The squirrels
Then die
The pie
Was bad
Now fish
Is sad.

You love suffering don't you
Suffering is funny
but not of the new
Hey look a bunny
Lets shoot it with two
of my terrible bullets
that will tell the tale
if we got rabbit fillet

If i were a cow
I think I'd moo
I'd moo to him
I'd moo to you
And if you'd eat me
I'd haunt your dreams
I'd eat your livers
And bust your spleens.

milk dos a body good

Milk, Milk,
It's good for your heart.
If your lactose intollerent
You just might fart.
If you fart on my
You'd better write your will,
'Cause, and I ain't playin,
It's you I'll kill.

Poems, Poems,
I hate thee so much,
The Way you Rhyme,pisses me off,
When i see a poem, i cry in fear,
Why does it bother?I will not know,
So hear thy words poem, as what i am about to say,
Go to hell and stop scaring me with thy words you speak.

your out of rymy
wymies
If you hate em so much
that you won't even touch
why did you come here
I say you hear

And now, a haiku!:

My mind is so dark.
It's filled with minnicing thoughts
Why must it be me?

I know why
But think of pie
I love this world
But i wanna fantasy to be meld
Lets have fun in RP
And so we
Can make up a story
Lets make it gory!

Blood and gore
Gore and blood.
Ominous music
Flaming flood.
Evil laughter
Maniacal acts.
Plagerism of
Falsified facts.
Stupid Monkeys
Chocolate ears.
How are you scared
If you have no fears.

perfume...perfume
Like a flowers plume
I hate wearing it
yet i have it
Girls attacked me
Yes they attacked me
Sprayed me with the perfume
of a flowers plume!

Old McDonald had a farm
But he did his cows harm.
He found out that all work and no food
Makes a situation that isn't good.
Now he's in the lake over yonder
And on his death the police ponder.
But I know it was the cows
For they were more hungry than sows.

Food and good didn't ruyme
just like i cannot mime!
And if you tip me over
i'll introduce you to a big nova!

It is the way I say it
So you'll just have to deal.
Now if you'll please excuse me
I'll enjoy my next meal(bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!)