Okay, so here are the rules:
1. Get one, and post up to 100 of them. 100 is the max.
2. You are not aloud to continue where someone left off.
3. It doesn't have to be a you know your a blank when you, but it could be something similar, like...uhh..you know your wifes a ___, or whatever...I dont know
4. Have fun with it!



I'll start it off.

You know your from New Mexico when you:
You buy salsa by the gallon.

You are still using the paper license tag that came with your car five years ago.

Your favorite restaurant has a chile list instead of a wine list.

You do all your shopping and banking at a drive-up window.

Your Christmas decorations include "a yard of sand and 200 paper bags".

You have license plates on your walls, but not on your car.

Most restaurants you go to begin with "El" or "Los".

You remember when Santa Fe was not like San Francisco.

You hated Texans until the Californians moved in.

The tires on your roof have more tread than the ones on your car.

You price-shop for tortillas.

You have an extra freezer just for green chile.

You think a red light is merely a suggestion.

You believe that using a turn signal is a sign of weakness.

You don't make eye contact with other drivers because you can't tell how well armed they are just by looking.

You think six tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful front lawn.

You have to sign a waiver to buy hot coffee at a drive-up window.

You ran for state legislature so you can speed legally.

You pass on the right because that's the fast-lane.

You have read a book while driving from Albuquerque to Las Vegas.

You know they don't skate at the Ice House and the Newsstand doesn't sell newspapers.

You think Sadies was better when it was in the bowling alley.

You have used aluminum foil and duct tape to repair your air conditioner.

You can't control your car on wet pavement.

There is a piece of a UFO displayed in your home.

You know that The Jesus Tortilla is not a band.

You wish you had invested in the orange barrel business.

You just got your fifth DWI and got elected to the state legislature in the same week.

Your swamp cooler got knocked off your roof by a dust devil.

You have been on TV more than three times telling about how your neighbor was shot or about your alien abduction.

You can actually hear the Taos hum.

All your out-of-state friends and relatives visit in October.

You know Vegas is a town in the northeastern part of the state.

You are afraid to drive through Mora and Espanola.

You iron your jeans to "dress up".

You don't see anything wrong with drive-up window liquor sales.

Your other vehicle is also a pick-up truck.

Two of your cousins are in Santa Fe, one in the legislature and the other in the state pen.

You know the punch line to at least one Espanola joke.

Your car is missing a fender or bumper.

You have driven to an Indian Casino at 3am because you were hungry.

You think the Lobos fight song is "Louie, Louie"

You know whether you want "red or green."

You're relieved when the pavement ends because the dirt road has fewer pot-holes.

You can correctly pronounce Tesuque, Cerrillos, and Pojoaque.

You have been told by at least one out-of-state vendor that they are going to charge you extra for "international" shipping.

You expect to pay more if your house is made of mud.

You can order your Big Mac with green chile.

You see nothing odd when, in the conversations of the people in line around you at the grocery store, every other word of each sentence alternates between Spanish and English.

You associate bridges with mud, not water.

You know you will run into at least 3 cousins whenever you shop at Wal-Mart, Sam's or Home Depot.

Tumbleweeds and various cacti in your yard are not weeds. They are your lawn.

If you travel anywhere, no matter if just to run to the gas station, you must bring along a bottle of water and some moisturizer.

Trailers are not referred to as trailers. They are houses. Double-wide trailers are "real" houses.

A package of white flour tortillas is the exact same thing as a loaf of bread. You don't need to write it on your shopping list; it's a given.

At any gathering, regardless of size, green chile stew, tortillas, and huge mounds of shredded cheese are mandatory.

Prosperity can be readily determined by the number of horses you own.

A tarantula on your porch is ordinary. A scorpion in your tub is ordinary. A poisonous centipede on your ceiling? Ordinary. A black widow crawling across your bed is terribly, terribly common. A rattlesnake is an occasional hiking hazard. No need to freak out.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from New Mexico.

You know your chips are bad if=
They're green

They got run over

You got em for free

They've been mass produced

They've been dropped on the floor

Your cat licked them

They make you throw up the next morning

They make you have a stomach bug or (i hate this word) direhoea

You got them from school

A guy sneeze or coughed on them

Your mum didn't cook them and neither did a cook

You didn't get them from a resturant

(i can't think of any more)

You Know you a redneck
if your gunrack has a gunrack on it
(yes i know its from Famly guy)

you know you're from new york city when..

1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.

2. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.

3. You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".

4. You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.

5. Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watchseller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian.

6. You know what a bodega is.

7. Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wallet.....

8. There is no North and South. It's uptown or downtown.

9. You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns.

10. America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.

LOL numer 5

yooou SUCK!!!

lol its in my ratcoon wounds

okay, stop. cmon, stay on topic!

umm...new rule. If your going to make one, it had to have atleast 5-10 of them.

by the way, you don't have to make up your own. I got mine off of some site. I thought it was funny, so i put it there.

You know you are a WoW player if:

You hate Runescape

Play WoW to much

Can get a quest done easy peasy

You talk about it to much

You meet tons of people on it

You own a guild or kinda help to own one!

You don't play any other game accept Cs and a couple of acceptable ones

You have a lvl 60 or want one

You raid alot

You got good weapons!

(god that one is hard!)

(ill try wow)
You know you are a WoW player if:

when you get in a fight you say "crap im drawing agro"
you think about WoW during school
you know who Drysc is
you think Drysc is cool
You have the sunnden urge to punt garden gnomes

hah, i liked that last one. I dont understand the first one.

you know you're from new york city when..

11. You think Central Park is "nature."

12. You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking.

13. You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal."

14. You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.

15. You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.

16. You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.

17. You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.

18. You run when you see a flashing "Do Not Walk" sign at the intersection.

19. You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.

20. You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available.

21. You're willing to take in strange people as roommates simply to help pay the rent.

hahahaha! good one!