This is only for fun.. but the moment a flamewar breaks out, the users involved will be warned and this topic will be locked got it?

Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.. :lol:

Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

im not good at this but this is for fun not for serious so ill tag along

Yo momma so poor, she cant afford to pay attention.. :lol:

hehe
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

your momma is so short she could sit on a dime and swing her legs

Your mama is so short, she drinks miracle grow

Yo mamas so short when she jumps off the curb its like this "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat @$$ out of the way

Yo mamas so fat , she had to go to sea world to get baptized.

yo mamma is so stupid that when you ask "whats for dinner" she pulls out a lighter and lights your pocket and says "HOT POCKETS!!!"

lol. Your mamas so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stoped to ask for directions.

Yo Mammy so ugly Chucky was affraid to kill that 304!

Yo mamas so fat, on her drivers license is says picture continued on back.

Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.

Yo mamas so fat Fat Albert gave her the rights to say Hey hey hey

Your momma is so fat she used the freeway for a slip n' slide!

Yo momma's so fat when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo people walked by and said Look at the elephant

yo mama so dumb she was going to the airport and she saw a sign that say "airport left" so she turned around and went home.

Yo mamas so fat she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet, she's all like Whatever yo eating I'll try it. Yo mamas so short she has to jump to touch the ground. Yo mamas so slow she is still on the first word of this insult.

no not 3 just 1 lol

yo moma so fat that wen she went into space the aliens started siging "a whloe new world...!"

got carried away. lol
Your mamas so fat she got on a talking scale and it said, "WTF?!?!"

Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks

Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.

yo mama's so weird she is like a shotgun!, give her a cock and she is ready to blow!

*hides in corner*

it might be offensive

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets fingered, thrown down the gutter and she comes back for more..

yo mamas so stupid n' fatthat when you ask "whats for dinner" she opens her legs and says "CRAB LEGS!!"

Your momma is so old, when God said "Let there be light" she flipped the switch..

whoa you almost copied off me

Yo mama's so fat n' black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.

no offence once again

I didn't copy you, that is they way you say that snap.. :)

anywho, Your mama is so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company..

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

lol

your mama is so tall, she tripped over a mountain and bumped her head on the moon.. :lol:

yo mamas so stupid that when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

your mama is so ugly, she could model for death threats..

yo mamas so ugly that she put the Boogie man outta business

Yo mama is so ugly, she could only be yo mama..

^ NICE ONE!

yo mama is so ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."

If my dog was as ugly as yo mama, i'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards..

yo mama so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!

Yo mama's so dirty, she loses weight in the shower.

yo mamas so dume she hates pie