Well sos if this is in the wrong place but lets play a little game that will be based around true or made up events

The rules:
The Teller (Mystic Mage) (The Teller gets and everyone will get a chance... The brakcets will tell who's the teller) Says up to 5 events and you have to read them and decide if each one's true.

Any questions?

I'll start:

1)
*For a long time me and Rob have been talking about Scrubs*
Me: Oh i love the bit when he drives into the puddle
Rob: Where was I?
Me: Yeah
Rob: Well remember the last one
Me: You mean "Your dreams can come true"
Both me and Rob hit our knees clap our hands hit our chest twice and say "Dream" Like in Scrubs
*Later the same day in Religious Education*
Teacher: So lets talk about dreams
Me and Rob stand up and do the thing and then sit down
Teacher: Ok...

2)
*In English we've been doing presentations*
Me: Well this pie repersents my family becauce we're warm and cosy and i bet we taste good
Teacher: How do you know you taste good?
Me: Past experiences
*Class laughs*

3)
*In P.E. we're playing Basketball*
Me: Ah crap we're gonna lose
Tim: TOM!
He passed the ball at me it hit me on my nose and the guy who catched it scored
Tim: Yeah!
Me: Ah crap nose bleed!
Teacher: Language Thomas
Me: Oops

4)
Rob: How was your day
Me: Meh... Boring
Rob: Stop saying meh
Me: Hell...
Rob: Well you see...
I walk into a support and fall onto the floor... about 1 minute later Rob ran back
Me: It took you that long to realise i wasn't there?
Rob: I was in full flow!
Me: Fine

5)
*Lunch time*
Dom: Do you ever stop eating?
Me: Well...
Dom: I mean you're as skinny as a lobster and you're still eating
Rob: Yeah i mean what do you have... Breakfast, break, lunch, snack, dinner?
Me: And?
Rob: You deserve to be fat
Dom: Yeah
Me: Well... er... I can't be bother to come up with a come back
Dom: If you're stomach like a bottomless pit
Me: I'll have you know i've been full
Rob: Heh i bet that was once
Me: Hey you only have about 1 corse a day and i'm surprised you even live
*Conversation goes on for another 5 minutes and we haven't realised everyone has gone to lessons*
Teacher: Shouldn't you three be in lessons
Rob: Er
Dom: Er
Me: Bugger
Teacher: Excuse me
Me *in a quiter voice*: bugger
Teacher: What was that
Rob: He said sorry
*Crash comes from behind*
Teacher: Ah sh!t that's gonna be f*cking expensive... Er just get back to your lessons
Me: Yes Ma'am!

Its so difficult I cant find out :-[ i think:

1: true
2: false
3: false
4: true
5: false

<_< Dam i wish i could tell you the awnsers but there's other people to play :p I'm crap at lying

Yeah it's more guessing... but you could be able to tell by the person actions they make on this site and if you would think it's possible

Is this game for thinking?

Well the game's to have a laugh
Think
Have fun
Find out more about the teller
And have fun

Oh....

I'll do the next five tommorow... Maybe we'll change teller every week

Ok

Snowflame... please don't take offence from this but those 1 word posts are... like topic closers