Title: President Bush
Black Angel - November 19, 2006 05:58 AM (GMT)
President Bush goes to a school to talk about the war in Iraq. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and President Bush asks him what his name is.
"Billy", the kid says.
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have three questions", says Billy, "First why did the US invade Iraq without support from the UN? Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. The President informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume President Bush says "Ok, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. The President points him out and asks what is name is.
"Steve, sir."
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have five questions. "First why did the US invade Iraq without support from the UN? Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what happened to Billy?"
blazermax - November 19, 2006 07:44 AM (GMT)
LMAO oh crap whats gonna happen to steve
saphirekitty - November 19, 2006 01:17 PM (GMT)
Rofl, lol, wow. :lol: yea, wut became of billy?Hmmm :...:
Mystic Mage - November 20, 2006 05:49 PM (GMT)
He'll be kidnapped for knowing to much :evilgrin:. Hey it's what the guy gets paid for <_<
saphirekitty - November 20, 2006 08:51 PM (GMT)
Mystic Mage - November 20, 2006 09:07 PM (GMT)
How much does he get paid do you think... I could be a mini stealth kid... it may be worth getting the money... then use your skills for other reasons <_<
saphirekitty - November 20, 2006 09:10 PM (GMT)
lolz :lol: ....maybe he doesnt get paid, maybe he jus likes pissen off bush.
Mystic Mage - November 20, 2006 09:15 PM (GMT)
Yeah :evilgrin: That's my man!
Black Angel - November 20, 2006 11:27 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Mystic Mage @ Nov 20 2006, 04:07 PM) |
| How much does he get paid do you think... I could be a mini stealth kid... it may be worth getting the money... then use your skills for other reasons <_< |
Last I heard the president earns $400,000 a year..
the vice president earns less than half of that..
they earn $186,300 a year.
saphirekitty - November 20, 2006 11:45 PM (GMT)
i heard that sports players make more then the president does.
Black Angel - November 21, 2006 12:13 AM (GMT)
pfft yeah.. and all they have to do is play a few games and smile for the camera..
the president has to run the country.. and survive frequent assassination attempts..
nice priorities eh? :ermm:
saphirekitty - November 21, 2006 03:58 AM (GMT)
Shame wut the world is coming to...were a guy who thrwsw around a ball can make more then he does for saving a country. :-_-: But u kno, thats life!
Plus i don't like bush anyway(not that im a democrat or a republican) Hes too risky 4 me. so he doesnt deserve 2 make more anyways...... :-_-:
Mystic Mage - November 21, 2006 07:06 AM (GMT)
I'd expect the bush to get more than that
...
Here's a nice bush... :whistle:
Ah much better
Bush: Hey that was my new jacket... ewwW! eww
saphirekitty - November 21, 2006 07:36 AM (GMT)
lol :lol: , 2 bad u cant do that in real life.
Mystic Mage - November 21, 2006 04:29 PM (GMT)
Sephiroth - November 24, 2006 12:03 PM (GMT)
;D about time someone said that....but you guys are rid of him right?!...at least that's what i've been hearing on the news...democrats are kiking ass...
VirusZero - November 24, 2006 04:40 PM (GMT)
400,000.... thats still more than I make in 4 years, and he gets it in a single year. so 400,000 x 4 years = 1.6 million and i don't imagine he has to pay taxes on that like sports players do, so in reality it's seems like 3.2million.
but still, i don't imagine it'd be extremely hard being the president, as he has someone to write his speeches, and he only has to make decisions rarely as the lower levels take care of alot of the decisions.
the only real difficult thing is to smooze with the public, and be able to talk in front of a camera. (especially with the realization there may be up to 1-2 billion people watching)
squall1234 - February 26, 2007 01:35 PM (GMT)