Title: What not to say in situations
Mystic Mage - November 28, 2006 07:11 AM (GMT)
Theif: Your money or your life
You: Jees... that's a hard one
Theif: Hurry
You: How about 50/50?
Theif: No!
You: Phone a friend:
Theif: OFC not!
You: How about ask the audience
Theif: Audience?
Police: Put the gun down!
Theif: Oh dammit!
???: I've come to take your soul
You: You can't!
???: Why?
You: I'm not fiinished with it yet
???: But i'm gonna take it!
You: But i don't wanna
???: It's not your choice
You: Yet it is
???: Oh dam you got me there
I'll think up some more
Gameshrk90 - December 17, 2006 03:18 AM (GMT)
I've got one.
Teacher: Billy? Where's your homework?
Billy: My dog ate it.
Teacher: I seriously doubt that.
Billy: No, I'm serious!
Teacher: Do you have any proof?
Billy: I would have proof if you'd let me check the yard...
Teacher: ...Never mind...
(Think about it...)
A.J. The Echidna - December 17, 2006 04:31 AM (GMT)
Roomie: Dude, are you looking at that pink hedgehog(Amy) again? It's creepin me out.
You: *throws vg magazine across room* Uh, wanna get some pizza?
Roomie: Are you trying to change the subject of your hedgie lust?
You: Are you saying you have hedgie lust?
Roomie: NO!
You: Well either do I so there. *contnues to read magazine*
Roomie: .........I hate you.
blazing_heartnix - December 19, 2006 05:03 PM (GMT)
the teacher tells Pepito:I need 3 words for tomorow. He goes to his home.
Pepito: mom give me a word
mom: shut up
Pepito: dad give me a word
dad: superman
Pepito: sis give a word
sis: oohh yeah!
when Pepito went to school
teacher: Pepito, were are your 3 words
Pepito: shut up!
teacher: and who do u think u are
Pepito: Superman!
teacher: i'm gonna send u to the office
Pepito: ooh yeah!
lolololol
saphirekitty - December 20, 2006 04:00 AM (GMT)
This is an old one......
There were three hunters
Hunter1:i caught a bear!
Hunter2:i caught a dear!
hunter3:(is all banged up and bruised)
Hunter1: What happened to you?
Hunter2: yea, weres your hide?
Hunter3: i followed the tracks but then i was hit by a train.
(think about it.......)
Gameshrk90 - December 20, 2006 04:52 AM (GMT)
Kid 1: Marco.
Kid 2: Polo.
Kid 1: Marco.
Kid 2: Polo.
Kid 1: MARCO!
Kid 2: Polo.
Kid 1: MARCO!!!!!! STOP FOOLING AROUND AND ANSWER ME PROPERLY!
Not as funny as my first one...
saphirekitty - December 20, 2006 12:58 PM (GMT)
this one iz a little stupid.....
a grandmother asked her grand child for some cofee
the boy made her some and gave it to her.
Grandma: thank u dear
Boy: your welcome grandma!
Grandmother:*notices sumthing green in cup* um...dear, wuts this thing in my cofee i see?
Boy: my toy soldier
Grandmother: y did u put a toy in my cup?
Boy: the best part of waking up, is soldiers in your cup!!!!
i heard this when i was very little, it used to be funny then :-_-: