George Bush walks up to the pastor of a church and says
" Pastor, I really need to know, Am I going to heaven or not?"
The pastor responds
" gee George, thats a rough question..... come back tomarrow and I'll have an answer for u"
So George has a sleeples night and comes back the next day and says.
" so do u have an answer?"
The pastor says
"yes and I have good news and bad news"
"whats the good news?"
"The good news is that u are going to heaven"
"Thats Great!! But wait, whats the bad news?"
The pastor responds
"The bad news is.....ur going this thursday."
That reminds me of that baseball joke.
Guess we know whose going to assassinate Bush... *Points to the Pastor*
ummmm..............
No the pastor won't assasinate bush
u can think that if u want
god told the pastor that george bush was going this thursday
You ruined my joke of the joke :'(