:blah: Here you will find examples of the truly foolish, bored, moronic, knuckleheaded, beings that share the planet with you.
Here is the monument to their accomplishments in STUPIDITY!!

:blah: NOTE THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO. THIS GUY IS AN IDIOT AND IS LUCKY TO BE ALIVE. DON'T FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE, JUST LAUGH AT HIS EXPENSE. :unsure:

Getting wasted on nutmeg

So I'm in a rough patch and got laid off...had to move back with the folks at 32. I was looking into natural Highs. And I read that nutmeg is a really hectic drug. And can give you hallucinations,euphoria and all that stuff.

My god, what a messed up experience it was.. Anyways, lemme begin.. I walked down to the store and bought 7 whole nutmegs, took them home, put the coffee pot on to make some coffee. ( with caffein in it of course ) And i make my coffee twice as strong as reccomended.. Coz being wired is da bomb :) Then i took my coffee grinder, crushed up all the whole nutmegs, threw them in.. Then threw in 3 teaspoons of sugar. Ground it up into this light brown powder. Poured some coffee, added the nutmeg. Added some milk, then added some vodka,wine,gin and sherry to spice it up.

It tasted like absolute crap, i freaking choked while trying to drink this crap. Anyways, i sat down by the T.V., lit up a ciggarette, took a bowl of chow..

And proceeded to drink this most horribble horrible drink.

I felt a bit woozy after i had drunk it, :WACKO:but that was just the Caffeine/Alchohol/Ciggarettes. Little did i know, the worst was still to come...

I had heard that it took 5 hours to kick in, But for me it took about 8 and a half to really get in full swing...

After 5 hours, i was sitting on the couch listening to music, i leaned over and stared at the cd lying on the floor. ( spawn soundtrack ) It looked as if it was hovering 2 cm off the ground, This freaked me out. And i guess i was beggining to get the start of the trip. But later, this was going to be intensified 20 times..

I walked to a lady friend mine, which is about a 15 minute walk.. I felt a bit goofed, but nothing serious. by now i was beggining to think that the nutmeg didnt work. By the time i got home, i felt quite smashed, my whole body was tingling and my eyes were blood red.

Naturally, my parents noticed it.. They asked me what was wrong, i just told them that i hadnt got any sleep/drank to much coffee..

I was trying to control myself because we had guests, but i just started to feel worse. I started getting anxious, hot, nervous and very tingly.. :(

When our guests left, i went to watch tv.... Thats when it all went wrong.. The nutmeg suddenly kicked in full swing.. My entire body felt like it was made out of jelly, my eyes were sore, i was nervous, restless. And velt generally like a peice of crap..

I looked up, and i saw very weird psychedelic hallucinations, u know. Everything was swirly..:) And i didnt really know what the hell was going on..

Then something weird started to happen, i started to feel sound.. Yeah, Feel sound.. The movie i was watching on tv, somebody fired a gun. And i felt these vibrations go throughout my entire body.:blink: I nearly vomited..

Next, my entire life started flashing before me. I remebered somebody saying that nutmeg can sometimes be fatal. And i started crying, Thinking that i was gonna die, etc.. I even started praying to god. I felt like crap..

That whole experience, was filled with: crying/hallucinating/vomiting/tingling/stomach aches/depression/fear/nervousness/dryness of the mouth/feelings of dissolving/and all round feeling like a peice of crap...

I even called my friends to ask for help, they told me to tell my parents..

tell my parents....... :o

HELL NO, i'm not gonna tell my parents i just ate 7 whole nutmegs..

I started crying, and i slowly lumbered towards my bed, crying abd asking god that i dont die.. I went to bed, with much tossing and turning, with my life flashing before my eyes...

And when i looked up, in the darkness.. I saw 2 ghost like figures, :o( hallucinations ), which completely freaked me out. I knew it was all in my mind.. but i wanted to scream...

I went to sleep, and had the most twiisted disturbing dreams, which didnt make sense at all. But made me feel very sick..

And i woke up in the middle of the night, And everything started flashing, And i looked around, and everything was in slow motion. And i had this weird feeling, combined with these weird hallucinations. Which i cant describe, but were the most horrible things i had ever felt in my life...

When i woke up the next day, I was still screwed.. But i felt better, better, but still like crap..

I think i just narrowly escaped death, but either way. It was not worth it. Take my word for it, dont mess around with nutmeg. Its a BAD BAD trip, and can kill you a lot quicker than some of the NICER hallucinogens. ( ei LSD )

I'm never doing that again... Hell no man...
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS STORY WAS EDITED FOR PROFANITY(NOT SPELLING).
-=Nest=-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HXOIf2ncc4

http://www.chron.com/cgi-bin/auth/story/co...eworks.2-0.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/uk/newsi...000/3957845.stm
(This kid got off lucky.)

http://www.stop-fireworks.org/accidents_america.htm

And thats just a sample of all the stupid stuff people do, for just one subject alone.

One of my friends was bored one day, so he decided to climb onto his garage. Apparently he liked climbing and then falling from high places. So he went and jumped offthe garage. He choose the worst possible place to do that too. He landed in the windshield of his parents' car. My tip to him was to not go rock climbing.


The most unpopular student in my high school got expelled for looking at porno in the library. (Idiot and sicko)

My dad ended up mistaking a garbage can for the drive through ordering speaker. I laughed my arse off at that one.


And those are just the tip of the stupid things I've seen or heard of.