Mr. Nest is a smart alleck.. (HellBlaze Cafe)

Title: Mr. Nest is a smart alleck..

Black Angel - July 18, 2007 06:26 AM (GMT)

Mr. Nest thinks he is slick..

We were fixing dinner last night and I had gotten a cup and taken the container of juice out of the fridge..

He asked me why I got such a big cup, when there wasn't enough juice to fill it..

I told him that it was, and he said that it wasn't..

So I asked him if he cared to make it interesting..

He agreed.

I told him that if I was right, he would have to give me a hint about my birthday present..

and he asked me what would happen if he was right..

and I told him I would stop asking for hints about my birthday present..

With a big smile on his face, he said ok, and agreed.

I poured the juice into the cup turning the container completely upside-down, and sure enough, I was right, and the juice not only filled the cup, but it stopped at the very edge.

I smiled and said ok, a deal is a deal, so you gotta give me a hint about my present..

He said, "It is definitely smaller than an elephant.." and hauled ass into the room.

I was speechless.. and then I started cracking up.

I should have known he had something up his sleeve when he refused to shake on it, and started grinning as soon as he saw the juice filling the cup.

Dark Mage - July 18, 2007 06:41 AM (GMT)

If he told you then it wouldn't be a surprise, least he dosen't dance around saying "I know what your present is, do da, do da" like my mum used to.

Black Angel - July 18, 2007 06:43 AM (GMT)

Thanks DM, I have that song in my head now..

Dark Mage - July 18, 2007 08:37 AM (GMT)

I'm a helper!

Black Angel - July 18, 2007 02:57 PM (GMT)

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megaman and zero - July 18, 2007 03:27 PM (GMT)

I think she was being sarcastic...

Toad the Dragon - July 18, 2007 04:10 PM (GMT)

i thought he was too...

Mr. Nest - July 21, 2007 01:20 AM (GMT)

Ok now what you got here is a case of sarcastic negation. sarcastic negation occurs when 2 opposing comments of equal sarcastic power collide and destroy each other, mercifully it is a rare occurrence, since side effects include Mass confusion, Projectile vomiting and urinary incontinence.

I am not a smart allek, i am deviously clever ;D

Black Angel - July 21, 2007 01:59 AM (GMT)

Bah!.. The admin always wins.. everyone knows that.

Dictator - July 21, 2007 03:27 PM (GMT)

Unless the members revolt! Members... Unite!... ... ... ... I'd probably be alone on that if I was serious, so I'm not going to bother. ^_^;;

A.J. The Echidna - July 21, 2007 03:34 PM (GMT)

QUOTE (Dictator @ Jul 21 2007, 10:27 AM)

Unless the members revolt! Members... Unite!... ... ... ... I'd probably be alone on that if I was serious, so I'm not going to bother. ^_^;;

Either way, member uprising is what g-mods were created for. :lol:

Gameshrk90 - July 21, 2007 07:25 PM (GMT)

QUOTE (A.J. The Echidna @ Jul 21 2007, 10:34 AM)

QUOTE (Dictator @ Jul 21 2007, 10:27 AM)

Unless the members revolt! Members... Unite!... ... ... ... I'd probably be alone on that if I was serious, so I'm not going to bother. ^_^;;

Either way, member uprising is what g-mods were created for. :lol:

Oppressor of free speech!!! <jk> :lol:

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