What advice would you give to your parents, if they were to raise you again?

I would hav't' say: Don't cut my hair; No fast food; and Use a tazer.

Be sure that you have considered ALL options before bringing me into the world.

To dad: Thank you for bringing me so much pain, it made me wiser and realise that i can never beleive in someone who doesnt beleive in themself.

To mom: all you can give them is love, and show them that they mean something. Because every day they're suffering...even if they dont show it. All you can give them is love....

To my Dad: Think twice before you start having an affair and leave three boys alone with one mother. You better be damn sure that I can't find you, because I will tell you off.

Mom: Sometimes you've got to be tough on us, and sometimes be nice. But when you're on a power trip, and we tell you to clam down, please do. It makes your life much easier then what it would be.

To add to my exhaustingly long list :idontknow: : MOVE 2 NORTH!!<inserst exclamation point followed by posse with a question mark thrown in followed by the number one, brought to you by the letter 'Q'> seriously the south sucks except for the food, but that's why most people have weight problems down, ... damn! off topic *slap*.

To my mum: Don't overeact about one thing I say.
To my dad: Don't be a egotistical bitter evil twisted bastard who tried to turn me against my mother, don't starve me and don't neglect me and no way in hell am I living with you again.

Please mom...let me get my own hair cut...

Make more deals with me in order for me to learn life lessons. Like the time you said I have to sleep in my own bed for three weeks in order to get a carbed to replace the ancient metal one I had.