What if:
You got so good at drawing that someone asked you to draw porn? Would you take it as a compliment or as an insult?

(You can only make a question when you've answered one.)

I would take it as an insult because I wouldn't want too waste my talent drawing stuff that is as nasty and meaning less as that when I could be making more suitable and rewarding works of art that everyone can enjoy.

what if you could do something that would help others but would hurt you and all your loved ones, would you do it

No because I'm selfish that way.

What if you had a chance at your dream job but it would mean losing your personal life, would you take the offer?

Yes, opptertunitys like that don't raise all the time and if a significant other is worth anything they would stay.

What if you felt you could do better in something, but had other oppointments, friends ect.

Would you finish the something fast or give it your full all, and try and make it if you could.

That depends on whether ot not that something is enjoyable, if not then I'd rush it, if it is then I'd take my time and do my best.

What if you were offered $1,000 to be someones slave monkey for a day [this includes doing things not even a buttler would do.] Would you take the offer, or just forget about it?

Forget about it because I'm a slave to no one.

What if you were told that your favorite singer/band wanted to meet you, how would you react?

I would instantly know that it's a lie because I don't play favorites when it comes to music artists, genres yes, but not artists.

What if you were home alone with no food and no money, what you do?

Drink nothing but water and softdrink if there's any.

What if the world ended?

Then it ends, nothin' I can do about it.

What if you were told that you aren't really whio you think you are and that you're only a clone made by the government as a test subject?

^ I'd go ballistic, knowing that I've been living someone else's life thinking it as my own.

What if you could travel the world?

Just because you can travel the world doesn't meant you can tra el the world and survive. If I had enough money to keep me alive, I'd go for it, if not, then I wouldn't.

What if your best friend got sent to jail for somethin' that you did and the police didn't believe your confession?

I would either go on a huge rescue mission with various people with various skills to help me or just visit him and hope he doesn't drop the soap.

What if you you were given to chance to go back in time but the only catch if you did is to live life from that point on as a fish?

I wouldn't do it, I'm forgetful enough without bein' a fish.

What if you owned a company which was suddenly sued for endangering the lives of penguines?

@ Soul: I'd quit to avoid lawsuit.

What if I said that I forgot to mention you can answer as many "what if's" as you want from previous messages as long as you answer one?

I'd shrug and say, "Whatevuh."

What if you were asked to be the spokesman for a new cereal, but when you tried it it bit monkey tails?

Depends, if it had that kinda taste that is like "Aw someone may like it" I'd go on with it, but ask to not eat it. But if I thought it was like bad for your helth bad I may sugest t change it or me leave.

What if you forgot to add in a what if? Would you edit or just say fudge it?

Edit it if I noticed it, I usually tend to correct my mistakes if I can.

What if your parrents addopted a baby then told you that you were going to have to do everything for it excluding finances?

Well itt'd be preety fucked up, I mean THERE adopting a baby! Not forceing you too! They should expect primary responsibility before doing so. I mean help is one thing but comeon, whos kid is it?

Its hard to say what I'd do, a kid has not much he can do, I mean older yeah you have some options but not many. Only thing you could do is report child services but then your gone too.

What if imangination was real?(South Park for the win, anyone else see it?)

If what people imagined happened then the world wouldn't be very populated because I would of imagined a majority of people dead.

What if we were all puppets in someone's play?

^ I know I'd pull off some sort of Halloween special and rebel against the puppeteer.

What if you could pilot a giant robot? Would you destroy the world, or save it?

Whichever paid more.

@Fox: No, I missed it today, now I have t' wait 'till tomorrow :(

What if supersticions were facfully true and they happened imidiately.

I'd be in the clear, I throw salt over my left sholder all the time.

Same question.

I'd find me a a crap load of four-leaf clovers and keep 'em in me wallet.

What if everyone thought that everything you said was a lie?

I'd wait for the meteor to hit and laugh when it does.

What if the government could send you to a universe of your choosing?

I'd stay here unless they could create the universe that resides in my mind.

Edit: Whoops!!

What if cake and pie never existed?`

Then we would move on to ice cream vs. pizza

What if there was no such thing as times or dates.

Then nothing would move forward and you couldent ask that question.

What if at 12 o'clock PM sharp every can of Pepsi blew up and at 12 o'clock AM sharp every Coke can did the same, leaveing only off brand soda for all? (Unless you bought one after it blew up and a new one was made, but you'd have to drink it before the next day when it would blow up again)

Since there's 24 timezoned then only 24 cans of coke and pepsi would be blown up a day. Besides there's still Vault.

What if you won a shopping spree but you could only buy things that hadn't been advertised in the past 72 hours [this includes every station.]

I'd buy swords.

What if you were in a video game. What type of character would you be, what weapon would you use, and which camera angle would it be in.