Any quotes you say often that you've made up go here.

For me? Some of mine are:

"I'm never there for me, but it doesn't mean I can't be."

I tend to say "Life's too short..." quite a bit.

"Betrayal is like been shot, no matter where it hits you, it'll hurt like hell."

One of my new quotes...
"Never leave the one you love for the one you like."
Older one...
"Let me be the one to always be there for you..."

"Success of a mission depends mainly on you to push forward. Otherwise your friends and enemies will be content to sit in their hidey-holes shooting at each-other all day long......unless a grenade flushes them out....most likely throw by me.."

"When life hands you a lemon....GIVE IT TO ME! I LOVE LEMONS!!!"

My favourite one is "If there was no bad in the world, how would we know what was good?"

And techno, that quote was off Zero Punctuation wasn't it?

"Life tends to fly at ya fast,....though I tend to fly at ya harder. Watch yourself."


"Please, I'm more than enough for you" (Though it's the way I say it that gets its attention)

*Third I'm known to say cannot be put here because it violates rules*

Whenever something bad happends, no matter who's fault it was, I always turn to my friend and say "Why you do 'dat..?" (Just a thing for lols)

I have more, but the rest are for specific people I know, and dn't make any sense whatsoever when stated normally.

"It's not that I can't do it. It's that I don't care enough to apply myself."

"With friends like these...my life sucks." (Only for the ones that get me into trouble)
"Marriage is like drinking a Slurpie. It's good at first, but then you begin to grab your head in pain. Afterwards, the pain subsides, and we're dumb enough to take another sip." (Not my quote. Walter from Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself.)
"Live life like you won't see tomorrow, but at least know your limits."

"There are 3 kinds of people in the world: The good, the bad, and then there are those who just don't give a f--k. The ones who give credit when it's due, and kick ass when it's deserved. Which one are you?"

I think I said that in high school..

"...using religion in the court room has as much merit as using a Dr. Seuss book to prove the theory of relativity."

I've more but I'll post them later..

"I can only please one person a day...but today's not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either."
"In order to have a good life, you have to have three things, friends, foes, and faith."

I've seen this on t-shirts. My friend has the key chain.

indeed it was.. good catch....but it doesn't mean i don't use it.....or modifed it to fit myself and my cod4 character

I believe in a world of equality for everyone, though I know it is impossible.

Ah me and my friend made up this saying for whenever we play 2 player on games.
It all happened playing Wii Mario Football and my mate said "She's running rings around them... Litrally" and "She's on fire! Litrally!"

So we use that sort of thing now

Being tired isn't a curse, it's a blessing.

What the Feez, Bring the Rain, WHO DONE TOUCHED MY BOOMSTICK (Use it in halo matches whenever someone takes my battle rifle/Shotgun), WHO DONE TOUCHED MY SNIPPER RIFFLE (Pronounced Snip-per Riff-El, Halo, once again)

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"The more you know the less you actually know" my philosophy teacher said this, it really stayed in my mind.

"Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad."

Uh...s***. (Used when I screw up something.)

"Oh yea? Well your mom *place last statement made by someone here*!!!"

when I got no more witty comebacks....


Then when someone does something even remotely stupid or wierd, I tend to lazily say, "The world is this F*ckery...? Get out. Get out."
(usually said to any girls I'm with, and I'm usually kidding around, taking advantage of my lazy nature..lol)

(From the IT crowd lately) "Would you mind your language!? My ears are not a toilet!"

Also when my mate got scared he used to always say "Christ on a bike!" Which always made me laugh

Here's a fun popular one:

"That's what she said."

Quote my friend's little brother... (in regard to the previous quote.)

"Who is she? and why does she keep saying dirty things?"

live for today, we die the next day, that's life dude! We live we die what can u do right?

oh and phantos this one's kind of sweet!

here's another one "why blinded by love, if ya can't see the truth" this is refered to that love can blind your judgement and u don't listen to others

how about "Your mumma..."?

"Trust the first instinct if you really aren't sure."

"I stand for myself. Not for you or my friends."

"Live your life to the fullest, choosing your own path."

Make due with what God gives you. If you drive a crappy blue car, be glad you're driving at all.

Most of us take shots, some of us are pulling the trigger.

Ooh. That was a nice one.
Here's my favorite quote...
That's what's up!

My life Quote : "All I want is everything"
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