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Title: BDX FUNNY AIM Yugioh duels
Description: Lol i broke the rules of yu-gi oh


BlackDevilX - December 13, 2005 10:27 PM (GMT)
Lol
to see how i act on aim with my friend check this out I KNOW IT ISNT
RIGHT BUT BE HAPPY IT IS A JOKE i dont play yugioh or know how
TAZ JR 4: I challenge you
TAZ JR 4: to a duel
Kazesan1689: no
TAZ JR 4: Get your game on
TAZ JR 4: Picks up yugioh cards
TAZ JR 4: Go CELTIC GAURDIAN
Kazesan1689: I still have my deck from like 2 years ago
Kazesan1689: I think
TAZ JR 4: I play a face down card
TAZ JR 4: now go celtic gaurdian
TAZ JR 4: FINAL BLADE ATTACK
Kazesan1689: NOOOOOO!!!!
Kazesan1689: ::double take::
Kazesan1689: NOOOO!
Kazesan1689: ::triple take but slightly slower::
Kazesan1689: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TAZ JR 4: takes out 1200 attack points
TAZ JR 4: now
TAZ JR 4: its ur turn
Kazesan1689: ::sinister laughter::
Kazesan1689: you probably think you've won yugi, but the thing that you
don't realize is that I've got a diabolical plan so diabolical that you
don't even realize it, and it will be your downfall yugi! HAHAHAHAHA
TAZ JR 4: Oh no! What could this plan be that seto has planned for my
downfall? i must try to avoid this diabolic plan so diabolical that it
must be avoided!
Kazesan1689: I play a magic/trap card face down
Kazesan1689: and play La Jinn the magical genie
Kazesan1689: I then attack your guardian
Kazesan1689: and deal 400 life points of damage to you
Kazesan1689: I now end my turn
TAZ JR 4: grrr
TAZ JR 4: Damn it
TAZ JR 4: Ahahaha
TAZ JR 4: i play Kuriboh!
TAZ JR 4: and i use the card
TAZ JR 4: Duplicated
TAZ JR 4: NOW
ENDLESS SUPPLY OF KURIBOHS
TAZ JR 4: for you see
TAZ JR 4: this card Kazesan1689: NOOO!!!
Kazesan1689: ::double take::
Kazesan1689: NOOOOOOO!!!
Kazesan1689: ::triple take slightly slower::
Kazesan1689: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TAZ JR 4: multiplies x1000000
TAZ JR 4: now
TAZ JR 4: I summon
TAZ JR 4: Gaia the Fierce Knight
TAZ JR 4: and i activate Polymerization
TAZ JR 4: to fuse them into
TAZ JR 4: The Dark Knight of Magic!
Kazesan1689: err what did you fuse it with?
TAZ JR 4: dark magician
Kazesan1689: you had about 10,000,000 kuribohs
Kazesan1689: and gaia
Kazesan1689: that'sit
TAZ JR 4: oh sh!t
Kazesan1689: *that's it
TAZ JR 4: LMAO
TAZ JR 4: ok
Kazesan1689: unless you want to make
TAZ JR 4: i use
TAZ JR 4: MONSTER REBVORN
Kazesan1689: GAIBOH! THE FLUFFY KNIGHT!
TAZ JR 4: I bring back the dark magician
TAZ JR 4: NOW
Kazesan1689: he wasn't dead in the first place
TAZ JR 4: i use polymerication
TAZ JR 4: and fuse them
TAZ JR 4: NOW
Kazesan1689: he wasn't there
TAZ JR 4: I play a face down card
Kazesan1689: you can't fuse them
TAZ JR 4: and end my turn
Kazesan1689: all that died was celtic guardian
Kazesan1689: might I remind you yugi
TAZ JR 4: sh!t
TAZ JR 4: I DIDNT EVEN SUMMON IT
Kazesan1689: I am the founder of this tournament and foul play can get
you an ejection from the game
TAZ JR 4: Damn it
TAZ JR 4: thats hsi plan
TAZ JR 4: Ok
TAZ JR 4: i summon
TAZ JR 4: DARK MAGICIAN
TAZ JR 4: AND FUSE WITH GAIA
Kazesan1689: oh and for those to polymerize you need the dark knight or
w/e's card
Kazesan1689: cause I have the actual polymerization card
Kazesan1689: and that's what happens
TAZ JR 4: oh sh!t
TAZ JR 4: kcuf u then
TAZ JR 4: i summon dark magician
TAZ JR 4: play a facedown
TAZ JR 4: and end my turn
Kazesan1689: ok now we're getting somewhere
Kazesan1689: my question is
Kazesan1689: if you have 10,000,000 kuribohs
Kazesan1689: and there are 5 card spots
Kazesan1689: how does this fit?
TAZ JR 4: it plays all on one card
TAZ JR 4: kurbohs special ability
TAZ JR 4: when destroyed it immedialt comes back to my hand
TAZ JR 4: and kuriboh is in defense mode
TAZ JR 4: su u destroy it
TAZ JR 4: ill keeep playing it
TAZ JR 4: NOW GO
Kazesan1689: ok
Kazesan1689: I first play
TAZ JR 4: yugi is gettin pissed
Kazesan1689: judge man!
Kazesan1689: then I play
Kazesan1689: dragon flute guy
Kazesan1689: and flip my magic card as the dragon flute
Kazesan1689: I then pull a card from my deck to my hand
Kazesan1689: I sacrifice la jinn and the dragon flute guy to summon
Kazesan1689: THE BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
TAZ JR 4: I DONT THINK SO
Kazesan1689: I do
TAZ JR 4: u remebr my two facedown cards
TAZ JR 4: i reveal one
Kazesan1689: oh?
TAZ JR 4: WHITE HOLE
TAZ JR 4: it destroys all monsters on YOUR side of the field
Kazesan1689: err I have never heard of that card before
TAZ JR 4: its a card
TAZ JR 4: black hole
TAZ JR 4: and white hole
TAZ JR 4: black hoel cleans all monsters off the field
Kazesan1689: ok then
Kazesan1689: I flip my other face down magic card
Kazesan1689: dispel
TAZ JR 4: u cant negate the attack
Kazesan1689: yuh huh
TAZ JR 4: Because it is sent to the graveyard
TAZ JR 4: when played
TAZ JR 4: u cannot bring back ur monstars
TAZ JR 4: plus tis a trap
TAZ JR 4: nto a magic card
TAZ JR 4: NOW
TAZ JR 4: hurry up
Kazesan1689: SETO KAIBA PLAYS BITCHSLAP
TAZ JR 4: AHAHAH
Kazesan1689: SETO KAIBA WINS
TAZ JR 4: I DONT THINK SO
TAZ JR 4: MIRRO COAT
TAZ JR 4: OTHER FACE DOWN
Kazesan1689: NOOO
TAZ JR 4: SEND ATTACK BACK
Kazesan1689: I HAVE BITCHSLAPPED MYSELF
TAZ JR 4: Now kaibai
TAZ JR 4: I SHALL FREE YOUR MIND
Kazesan1689: kcuf YOU FAGGOT
Kazesan1689: ::runs off down the alley::
TAZ JR 4: TO THE SHADOW WORLD TO YOU GO EVIL SPIRITS
TAZ JR 4: TOO SLOW
TAZ JR 4: BLAST
Kazesan1689: AHHHHHHHH
TAZ JR 4: ur evil has been replaced by pure light
Kazesan1689: FAT GUY FLYING OUT OF MY HEAD
TAZ JR 4: i win
Kazesan1689: NOO
TAZ JR 4: now lets go watch hentai
Kazesan1689: yes
Kazesan1689: hentai: the only way to legally beat off to underage women

MajinTobias - December 14, 2005 11:02 PM (GMT)
hahahaha.
dude there's still kids in my school who play that. 16-17. it's sad.

Top Kirby - January 1, 2006 10:33 PM (GMT)
LOL!!!! That is kinda sad......

MaranX - January 31, 2006 01:26 PM (GMT)
wait, are you talking about duel masters or something? :shocked:

neo - January 31, 2006 01:53 PM (GMT)
Dude. You have some tishuse.

Chaos Blitzer - February 1, 2006 02:41 AM (GMT)
was that supposed to be funny
it wasnt funny
it was hilarious!
hahahaha

neo - February 1, 2006 02:53 AM (GMT)
No you upgraded to issures...

Dark Mage - May 5, 2006 11:35 PM (GMT)
That duel is wierd

thefishofdoom - May 5, 2006 11:49 PM (GMT)
lol last sentens

BlackSobeX - May 21, 2006 10:49 PM (GMT)
I may be a bit late, but...eh.


Around the middle, when everything was going crazy and taz wasnt doing anything right, eh..you know what I'm talking about, i was laughing pretty hard at that.

BlackDevilX - June 28, 2006 08:32 AM (GMT)
Lol yea i used to go up to random people on AIm and duel them. i tried to do it with FFsonic but he isn fun, because i gotta play by the rules.


Kaibai....

true yugioh in 2 lines...

Kazesan1689: you probably think you've won yugi, but the thing that you
don't realize is that I've got a diabolical plan so diabolical that you
don't even realize it, and it will be your downfall yugi! HAHAHAHAHA
TAZ JR 4: Oh no! What could this plan be that seto has planned for my
downfall? i must try to avoid this diabolic plan so diabolical that it
must be avoided!

Black Angel - June 28, 2006 08:42 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (BlackDevilX @ Dec 13 2005, 06:27 PM)
hentai: the only way to legally beat off to underage women

eww

thefishofdoom - June 28, 2006 03:02 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (BlackDevilX @ Dec 13 2005, 05:27 PM)
Kazesan1689: SETO KAIBA PLAYS BITCHSLAP
TAZ JR 4: AHAHAH
Kazesan1689: SETO KAIBA WINS
TAZ JR 4: I DONT THINK SO
TAZ JR 4: MIRRO COAT
TAZ JR 4: OTHER FACE DOWN
Kazesan1689: NOOO
TAZ JR 4: SEND ATTACK BACK
Kazesan1689: I HAVE BITCHSLAPPED MYSELF

Best part

Sephiroth - June 28, 2006 03:33 PM (GMT)
Yeah......yu gi oh is a bit weird.......cheap imitation of magic if you ask me..........

BlackSobeX - July 1, 2006 06:38 AM (GMT)
Oh, definately. I can't believe I used to collect those stupid things. I should really get into magic, but...I should have done that back when they were new. Its probably too late, now.

thefishofdoom - July 1, 2006 06:50 AM (GMT)
i never liked it i wound make funny of the kids that did :ashamed:

BlackSobeX - July 1, 2006 06:55 AM (GMT)
aww, your not very nice. Think of all the children whose lives would be crushed to find out that these kinds of things aren't real.

BlackDevilX - July 1, 2006 06:59 AM (GMT)
Actually Yugioh the show isnt that bad, they just need to , as sobe's avi states it' STFU and DUEL

thefishofdoom - July 1, 2006 07:02 AM (GMT)
sobe didnt you see the :ashamed: i reget doing it very much

BlackSobeX - July 8, 2006 03:05 AM (GMT)
oh. pfft, guess not. I guess I just misunderstood the purpose of the smiley.

VirusZero - July 8, 2006 03:38 AM (GMT)
i watched the occassional yu gi oh (when nothing better was on) and they do talk to much it got annoying fast, but if all you cared about was the actual card game, the gameboy advance games are way better than the real card game and the show (why? easy because there are no real cards to worry bout getting messed up, lost stolen or what ever and you don't need to worry bout getting screwed with by an opponent who knows the rules better and can bend them to their will...)

but i use to play magic:the gathering alot when i was younger but eventually i couldn't find anyone to play against, the only people i knew who played beat me in less than 5 turns...

though i did happen to find an interesting program on the internet which (if your interested) you can use to build decks and challenge opponents all over the internet. and this program is free i might add (you can pay for it an recieve additional benefits but the core program and everything you need just to play are free.)

BlackSobeX - July 9, 2006 02:29 PM (GMT)
really? thats interesting

blazing_heartnix - December 16, 2006 11:29 PM (GMT)
Man i remember although duel master IS a cheap imitation of yugioh i watched it also when nothing good is on but my cousin(guy) loved it so much that when he comes over (now it's rare) he callenges me to a duel. i still have those cards :ashamed: but after 50 years they'll be worth selling them sice they will be antics in a way at least to card collectors. anyways the duel is very funny especially the part of the diabolical plan that was hillarius!!!

squall1234 - February 26, 2007 01:06 PM (GMT)
it is long but great i like the last part thanks

OCAZ - March 11, 2007 08:01 PM (GMT)
I can honestly say i've never witnessed an event like this before in my life.....




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