The rules are simple. First you start a sentence with "I have a feeling that" and then you follow it up with something obsurd, random, and hilarious. I'll start first.

I have a feeling that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching me.

I have a feeling that a guy is eating liver FLAVOURED pudding in the corner watching his pet rock run laps of his house!

I have a feeling that in the near future, someone is going to declare war on mars because someone else said that they saw a little green dot on it with their telescope and figued it was an alian so they freaked and began to pull their hair out then they watched again and saw it move (or so they say) and called the guy that's gonna declare war on the unsuspecting (or possibly suspecting) red planet, forever throwing off the balance of the solor system and destroying the 4th rock from the son, then everyon would have to remove the didget 4 from everything in the world although it won't matter because we'll blow up in a matter of months.

I have a feeling that someone is reading this right now!
(Nah, it could never happen)

I have a feeling that i am going to write a post soon.

I have a feeling that soon, the world will be taken over by squirrels who will then have their eyes pecked out by super flickies, then they will have a tournament to see who will rule alongside them, but the contest will be rigged and I will surely win for I give them the will to go on, and their flickie kibble, then all will bow before me, even those who can't bow will bow or be punished and feel my wrathfully wrathful wrath which is whrathfully wrathful with wathfulnessnessness, then, as I'm sitting on my throne and sipping vault with the super flickies the eyeless squirrells with return with new robotic, lazer shooting eyes, but all will not be lost for I will blow up the sun and cause a black hole to suck up the solar system then I'll be all like, "TAke that EYELEss squirrels of doomednessness and eyelesishnessnessness!!!"

i have a feeling that ur mom goes to college (Napoleon Dynamite joke)

I have a feeling that your mom's a woman, don't ask me why, I just do.

i have a feeling that *thefishofdoom ninja squirrels armed with mini katans and bio engered speed and str +SUPER bio engered fluffyness
FEAR ME RAWR :WHAT?!:

I have a feeling that I'm the top poster for today.

I have a feeling that i'm gonna eat something today............

I have a feeling that I'm goona sleep today.

I have a feeling that a giant rooster is going to jump out, peck on my head and leave me on the ground for Willy Wanka to come by and eat...

I have a feeling that this is going to be a post...........

I have a feeling that somewhere, with the help of some telescope, someone is looking at the stars, then an evil alien will come to their house and go through their stuff looking for peanutbutter for their peanutbutter fried rice rolls, then that someone will come home and will be all like huh then they'll be all like yah then they'll all be like HIPPY VISION!!

I have a felling that half of us are nerds.

I have a feeling that I'm partially insane. *look's at his siggy* Oh my GOD, it's frickin' puh-psychich!

I have a feeling that i'm not a nerd ( in a way of course )...........

I have a feeling that once again I'm the top poster for today.

I have a feeling that im dieing Ack!!!

I have a feeling that my comic'll be done by next week.

I have a feeling that this is a post on a forum

I have a feeling that i've passed REO today.................

I have a feeling that Gameshrk90's gonna hate me for the role Blunt played in my last comic.

I have a feeling that someone wants to kill me

I have a feeling that feeling that i have might not be a feeling at all


(say that 10x fast HA)

I have a feeling that I am reading something

I have a feeling,
That this is a post.
This phrase has been said by most.
But I have a feeling,
That this will change.
As soon as I get my rhymes rearanged.

I have a feeling that vultures are eating my ears.

i have a feeling that some one is feeling me.... ooc: LMAO!!!

I have a feeling that most people die near age 81.

i have a feeling that my head buzz is leaveing

i have a feeling that people soun't talk too you aj...

I have a feeling that feeling a have I

i have a feeling that i am going to take a bath.........

i have a feeling that im going to the movies today

I have a feeling that i'm going to pass my final exams....

i have a feeling that im gonna eat in 10 minutes

I have a feeling that i've already ate......

I have a feeling that in the future, food will be replaced by capsules and will be sold by a strange man named Clearence.