What would you do with a million dollars?

What would you do with a million dollars? (or a million in your currency..)

Buy my own video game company.

I would donate a portion to it for charity.

Pay off my debts.

Pay off the mortgage on my mom's house, and help her fix it up.

I would use $500,000 to make more money.. I would buy shares in Google, and Microsoft. I would probably purchase $250,000 worth from each of them..

I would buy an apartment building, fix it up, and then rent out the apartments.

Buy a duplex loft apartment over looking the Hudson.

Save the rest for a rainy day..

if i had a million dollars (that sounds like that song by the barenakedladies.... )
i would:
1.) take 3/4th of it and put it in a bank account, then live off the interest
2.) use 50,000 to buy a motorhome for my parents (as i promised i would once i made my first million)
3.) buy a house
4.) equip that house with- an awesome tv ( 52" plasma screen ) a new computer, and a laptop, highspeed internet with wireless network. and a comfy bed.
5.) pay off student loans
6.) if i had any of my 250,000 left, i'd buy all the latest games i wanted.

I'd use some of it to bribe a manager so I could get a job ... j/k, or am I. Well if I didn't do that I'd give it all to my mom for her to put it in her account because my sanity would be completely gone due to the decisions I'd have to choose from.

one word real estate
then i wound probbly take a nice trip to new zeland

oh yeah thats another thing, i'd have to find away to avoid the moochers ( you know those people who when ever you have some money they expect you to share it with them, usually poor uncles, who have squandered their money or been screwed by bad decisions )

If I had a million dollars it'd all go into the research for training squirrels in warfare! No, seriously...

If you don't think that's reasonable then I'd buy a new computer, fully customized with the best equipment. I would buy some stocks, store about 250,000 in the bank. I would buy all the video games I wanted, I'd buy a drumset, I'd buy some stocks with about 250,000 and then I'd possibly donate to charity if I had anything left. If I didn't, I could donate prophits from my stocks.

One more thing I'd do is higher an assassin to capture Bill Gates and hold him ransome for one trillion pennies. I'd do this because pennies are harder to get then bills, I might even make it nine hundred thousand pennies. Bill Gates would never be let go until I had the pennies or he gave me 1% of his max money!

oh yeah that reminds me I hate it when they announce the lottery winner's name and where they live when ever they announce the winner.. that sucks ass.. one guy did it right.. he told them that he wanted to remain anonymous so when he won the mega millions jackpot, they said "Anonymous Winner"

then I guess I'd buy a gun befor givin' the rest to my mom to shoot the moochers, ... not to kill 'em just, you know, force doctors to amputate somethin' or do some kind of sergery, if the ammo gets stuck.

i would make another savings account for my college funds, and put about 30,000 in there...pay off all my moms and dads debt, and give them 100,000 extra....with my regular savings account, put 1/2 of it in there, and with the rest, buy all the new games, consoles, etc. Don't know what i'd do from there.

Four words. Indoor red Jello pool.

OMGRAWZORS that wound be cool but id make mine green jello

OH HELL NO!!!

What? it's always been my dream to swim in Jello and you ain't stoppin me MOM!