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Jokes| Black Angel |
 Posted: May 6 2005, 08:29 PM
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<insert witty remark here>  Group: Admin/Black-X Legion Admin Posts: 7,418 Member No.: 3 Joined: 10-October 04  |
Learn Chinese in 2 minutes ...
(Please read definitions aloud for Optimal memory retention) 1) That's not right ..................... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive....... Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP........................ ..Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man ............................ Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse ...................... .... Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?........... Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table.......Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift........ Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here ............. Wao So Dim 10)I thought you were on a diet....Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone .........No Pah King 12) Our meeting is tomorrow ........ Wai Yu Kum Nao 13) Staying out of sight ............. Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile ...Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive ... Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great ............................... Fa Kin Su Pah   |
    
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| MajinTobias |
Posted: May 6 2005, 09:15 PM
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H.H.'s Kewlest Member  Group: Global Moderator Posts: 1,172 Member No.: 11 Joined: 14-October 04 |
Lmao that is effing funny. Did you find that somewhere or did you make that up yourself? Either way really funny.
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| Black Angel |
Posted: May 6 2005, 09:53 PM
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<insert witty remark here> Group: Admin/Black-X Legion Admin Posts: 7,418 Member No.: 3 Joined: 10-October 04 |
it was posted on a pbs forum
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| A.J. The Echidna |
Posted: May 7 2005, 10:37 AM
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It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. Group: Admin/Black-X Legion Admin Posts: 3,419 Member No.: 103 Joined: 5-February 05 |
Pretty funny. There was a picture one where you had to turn your head. It's at funnyjunk.com.
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| VirusZero |
Posted: May 19 2005, 03:58 PM
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insomniac Group: Admin/Black-X Legion Admin Posts: 3,760 Member No.: 108 Joined: 19-February 05 |
ok thats pretty funny.
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| A.J. The Echidna |
Posted: May 21 2005, 08:04 AM
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It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. Group: Admin/Black-X Legion Admin Posts: 3,419 Member No.: 103 Joined: 5-February 05 |
Yep. You can get some pretty good stuff over there.
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| Black Angel |
Posted: Jun 4 2005, 12:30 PM
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<insert witty remark here> Group: Admin/Black-X Legion Admin Posts: 7,418 Member No.: 3 Joined: 10-October 04 |
i am going to rename this topic Jokes what do you think of that?
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| A.J. The Echidna |
Posted: Jun 5 2005, 06:52 AM
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It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. Group: Admin/Black-X Legion Admin Posts: 3,419 Member No.: 103 Joined: 5-February 05 |
It was Show and Tell day and Johnny was bringing his pet frog. He put it on a leash and walked to school but it got ran over by a car on the way there. When Johnny turn came the around the teacher asked him "Where's your Show and Tell subject Johnny?" "I was bringing my pet frog but on the way here a car ran his ass over. The teacher corrected him "Rectem Johnny, rectem." "Wrecked 'em? It flat out destroyed him."
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| Black Angel |
Posted: Jun 6 2005, 02:48 PM
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<insert witty remark here> Group: Admin/Black-X Legion Admin Posts: 7,418 Member No.: 3 Joined: 10-October 04 |
thats cute.. |
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| neo |
Posted: Jan 14 2006, 09:39 AM
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h. c. addict  Group: Members Posts: 2,502 Member No.: 520 Joined: 13-January 06 |
THe last one it the funnyest!!!!! rotflmfao
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| playgamesites |
Posted: Jan 15 2006, 11:23 PM
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Blabber mouth Group: Members Posts: 144 Member No.: 377 Joined: 11-January 06 |
Yeah i have to say that chinese joke was pretty good. Been awhile since i heard
a joke that was funny. |
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| =3lement= |
Posted: Jan 15 2006, 11:53 PM
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Shy Group: Members Posts: 10 Member No.: 655 Joined: 15-January 06 |
It was fa kin hil ar e is
Three Women were about to be executed. ( Blonde Joke ) The guards took the redhead by the hand and lined her up, the guards loaded there weapons and as they aimed she yelled out TORNADO in the confusion she escaped. The angry guards now took the brunette by the hand and lined her up and as they aimed she yelled out EARTHQUAKE! in the confusion she also escaped. Now the pissed guards took the blonde by the hand who had relised what the other 3 women had done, as the guards aimed she yelled out FIRE! Woo... post 4! |
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| Black Angel |
Posted: Jan 15 2006, 11:57 PM
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<insert witty remark here> Group: Admin/Black-X Legion Admin Posts: 7,418 Member No.: 3 Joined: 10-October 04 |
Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" |
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| playgamesites |
Posted: Jan 16 2006, 12:16 AM
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Blabber mouth Group: Members Posts: 144 Member No.: 377 Joined: 11-January 06 |
oooh that was funny BA i'm sorry but i have to tell my friends this one
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| Black Angel |
Posted: Jan 16 2006, 12:30 AM
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<insert witty remark here> Group: Admin/Black-X Legion Admin Posts: 7,418 Member No.: 3 Joined: 10-October 04 |
hun.. there's plenty more where that came from..
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