Your quotes

Any quotes you say often that you've made up go here.

For me? Some of mine are:

"I'm never there for me, but it doesn't mean I can't be."

I tend to say "Life's too short..." quite a bit.

"Betrayal is like been shot, no matter where it hits you, it'll hurt like hell."

One of my new quotes...
"Never leave the one you love for the one you like."
Older one...
"Let me be the one to always be there for you..."

"Success of a mission depends mainly on you to push forward. Otherwise your friends and enemies will be content to sit in their hidey-holes shooting at each-other all day long......unless a grenade flushes them out....most likely throw by me.."

"When life hands you a lemon....GIVE IT TO ME! I LOVE LEMONS!!!"

My favourite one is "If there was no bad in the world, how would we know what was good?"

And techno, that quote was off Zero Punctuation wasn't it?

"Life tends to fly at ya fast,....though I tend to fly at ya harder. Watch yourself."


"Please, I'm more than enough for you" (Though it's the way I say it that gets its attention)

*Third I'm known to say cannot be put here because it violates rules*

Whenever something bad happends, no matter who's fault it was, I always turn to my friend and say "Why you do 'dat..?" (Just a thing for lols)

I have more, but the rest are for specific people I know, and dn't make any sense whatsoever when stated normally.

"It's not that I can't do it. It's that I don't care enough to apply myself."

"With friends like these...my life sucks." (Only for the ones that get me into trouble)
"Marriage is like drinking a Slurpie. It's good at first, but then you begin to grab your head in pain. Afterwards, the pain subsides, and we're dumb enough to take another sip." (Not my quote. Walter from Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself.)
"Live life like you won't see tomorrow, but at least know your limits."

"There are 3 kinds of people in the world: The good, the bad, and then there are those who just don't give a f--k. The ones who give credit when it's due, and kick ass when it's deserved. Which one are you?"

I think I said that in high school..

"...using religion in the court room has as much merit as using a Dr. Seuss book to prove the theory of relativity."

I've more but I'll post them later..

"I can only please one person a day...but today's not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either."
"In order to have a good life, you have to have three things, friends, foes, and faith."

I've seen this on t-shirts. My friend has the key chain.

indeed it was.. good catch....but it doesn't mean i don't use it.....or modifed it to fit myself and my cod4 character

I believe in a world of equality for everyone, though I know it is impossible.

Ah me and my friend made up this saying for whenever we play 2 player on games.
It all happened playing Wii Mario Football and my mate said "She's running rings around them... Litrally" and "She's on fire! Litrally!"

So we use that sort of thing now