this is a scrpt based ona dream I had last night







Zombie apocalypse: chibis V.S. zombies


Warning: this script was induced by heavy doses of sherbert flowed by reading kingdom hearts (which is like doing acid) and watching evangelion at 3 in the morning


Charters:

Chris: me tall, long black dreadlocks and well…..a bit large. I likes Carolyn as well as stabbing things with sharp pointy objects. Goes to south central

Cameron: about the same hight as Chris, shaggy hair. Best frinds with Chris Jerome and Deklan. Has a bad habit of creating weapons of mass destruction out of less than a paperclip, a CD and a bag of chex-mix. Quite often induced friendly fire. Goes to south central

Jerome: quiet, cynical……psychotic. Grate with games and the only one who saw it coming. The main reason were still alive (he has the zombie survival guide). will resort to stabbing you for stupid coments. Home schooled

Deklan: a bit whiney but useful at times. A bit controlling and mainly serves as comic relief. Plans strategies. Dosent got to south central

Carolyn: Chris’s best friend. Very violent and short. Thinks she’s a demon and has a thing for inuyash and yu yu hakusho. Will stab you as soon as look at you. Uses Deklan as her main weapon (don’t ask). Goes to south central

Kashif: target practice. Short (but taller than Carolyn) and is mainly used as a decoy or projectile weapon. Goes to south central

Chelsy: don’t know why she’s here. Doesn’t do much but crack jokes. Goes to south central

Brittany: Cynical, angry (in a comedic way) and has a passion for Harry potter yaoi and zombie movies. Once the zombies attack she goes all worrier woman and walks around in a tattered bikini made of t-shirts and likes to beat the doo-doo outta stuff with an axe. Goes to south central



Intro: let me explain, we all live in North Carolina ( except Deklan who was visiting Cameron) being normal video game obsessed teenagers when everyone in out town became zombies except the 8 of us. We don’t know why or how we survived but were all chibi and boarded up in our local high school. Which is surrounded my motion activated laser torrents (our principal was worried about vandals). So now were deciding what to do.

Location: South Central High School.

Cameron: jezz what are we gonna do now *boots up a computer in library and starts plying age of empires 3*

Chris: the hell if I know, what do they do in the movies?

Cameron: Bleh I lost a clan.

Carolyn: we could try dominating over them and becoming their lords and masters.

Chelsy: someone’s been reading a bit too much.

Jerome: I told you guys that zombies would attack. I so friking told you.

Deklan: yah, yah you were right Jerome, but what now. We gotta figure out what caused all this

Carolyn: *walks in eating ice cream from the cafeteria* and why it didn’t affect us

Chris: Who knows, maybe its because I’m so damn sexy that the gods protected me and took pity on those around me.

Brittany: not likely *throws ‘war and peace’ at Chris*

Chris: *falls on floor retching in pain and screaming* MY CHEST! MY SEXY, SEXY CHEST!!

Chelsy: *kicks Chris in his side repeatedly*

Cameron: well me need a plan of attack *stands up* follow me.

*Everyone follows Cameron to the office to get the schools blueprints then to the Japanese class*

Carolyn: why are we in the Japanese class

Cameron: Because, we need weapon’s

Chelsy: sence when are their weapon’s in the Japanese class?
Cameron: since……well….just go with it, we gotta get them from some ware and sensei (what we all call the Japanese teacher) seems like she would be packing heat

Jerome: *opens up cabinet on back wall* found it

Chris: Holy………

Sensei was packing heat, we found 2 shotguns, 3 svp90 sub-machine guns, a flamethrower an axe, some shurikens, 4 swords a pack of something labels ‘explosive stickers: attack to Deklan to use’.

Cameron: *grabs both shotguns* the hell, explosive stickers

Carolyn: *runs up and grabs a sword and the stickers* mine *runs off*

Chris: *picks up flamethrower and 1 svp90* well I’m happy

Jerome: *garbs last 2 svp90s* ……time to kill……

Brittany: *grabs axe* MINE *begins to fondle axe*

Chelsy: guess I get a sword

Deklan: *grabs another sword* now we need a plan of attack

Chris: I say we-

SFX: BOOM BITCHES

Chelsy: what was that?

Carolyn: lets check it out

Everyone runs to the schools front doors to find a massive, buff, zombie in a karate gi standing in the rubble of the door.

Chris: holy-

Cameron: -kcuf. RUN

Deklan: *running* I told you, I told you that zombies were masters of the martial arts, I so knew it

Everyone takes off down the schools main hallway until Carolyn skids to a halt, grabs Deklan, slaps a sticker on his arm, and throws him like a missile at the zombie causing a massive explosion.

Carolyn: [dumb founded] …….pretty colors…..

Cameron: Deklan go boom!?! o.O

The zombie is now in about 30 pieces and Deklan is lying in the middle of it knocked out

Deklan: X_X

Chris: Damn……

Chelsy: that takes care of him.

Chris: but what about the giant hole in our ‘base’.

Jerome: well if the food in this school is as bad as you and Cameron say then…….

Carolyn: *picks up Deklan and carries him under her arm* it is

Jerome: ……then just use that flamethrower to melt together a bunch of old pizzas into a wall

*Much fire and runny, melted cheese later*

Chris: [looking triumphant] well it’s done, I think its stronger than he brick wall that was their before.

Chelsy: man that’s some old cheese

(A/N: yes the food at our school is that bad)

Brittany: well now we must explore the school

Carolyn: why, we already know our way around the school?

Jerome: because that what always happens in the movies. The heroes have a very close encounter with a bad ass zombie and one of them is hurt. The they explore their base of ops and discover how the zombies came to be.

Brittany: plus we need to find the stereotypical black guy that rants about how this is a bad idea

This post has been edited by the worm who ate midgar on Nov 12 2005, 03:07 AM