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My own joke, How do you like this?| Megamastermaind |
Posted: Mar 8 2006, 02:21 PM
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Normal  Group: Sub members Posts: 74 Member No.: 787 Joined: 19-January 06  |
Hey, here's a joke of mine, hope you like it.
There was a violinist travelling in Africa, when suddendly he was surrounded by lions, he remembered that someone told him that music was able to calm down wild animals, so he took out his violind and started to play it. No soon he started when the lions seemed to calm down, he tought he was going to make it trough when all of a sudden a lion pounced on him and ate him. Among the pack of of the lions complained: "Crud! It was such a nice concert! Why did it had to be ruined by the Deaf?" |
  
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| + BlackGokuX |
Posted: Mar 8 2006, 03:31 PM
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formerly known as gokuru005..  Group: Black-X Legion Member Posts: 389 Member No.: 1,089 Joined: 12-February 06 |
I get it but it's not very funny
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| + Sephiroth |
Posted: Apr 4 2006, 08:03 PM
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insomniac  Group: Elite Members Posts: 3,782 Member No.: 1,548 Joined: 31-March 06 |
Well.................it's an interesting joke, but............................not very funny..........don't you know any other jokes?...............
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| + Dark Mage |
Posted: Apr 19 2006, 02:16 AM
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"Most On Topic" and "Most Pessimistic Member" Group: Elite Members Posts: 3,435 Member No.: 452 Joined: 12-January 06 |
THAT SUCKED!!!
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| MaranX |
Posted: Apr 19 2006, 03:50 AM
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posts too much  Group: Moderators Posts: 1,661 Member No.: 318 Joined: 30-November 05 |
meh, try next time
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| Megamastermaind |
Posted: Jun 5 2006, 08:48 PM
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Normal Group: Sub members Posts: 74 Member No.: 787 Joined: 19-January 06 |
Okay, everyone, I got the message. Let's try again, shall we?
Here's the dialogue between a optometrist and a pacient: OPTOMETRIST: Well, by the way I look, you don't have a single anomaly on you sight. PACIENT: No, Doctor. Please test my sight again. OPTOMETRIST: If you insist (does so). There, these test say that you are perfectly fine. PACIENT: No. I'm not fine, Doctor. Make those tests again. OPTOMETRIST: Okay (does so). And it says that your eyes are completely healthy. PACIENT: No. There is something wrong in my eyes. I know there's something wrong. OPTOMETRIST: How so? The tests state the other way around. PACIENT: In that case: How is it that ever since I got married I can't see a single penny? |
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| thefishofdoom |
Posted: Jun 5 2006, 09:31 PM
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insomniac Group: Moderators Posts: 5,675 Member No.: 63 Joined: 5-November 04 |
Well...........it was...............if you twist the................................no no still not funny
This post has been edited by thefishofdoom on Jun 5 2006, 09:32 PM |
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| + BlackGokuX |
Posted: Jun 6 2006, 07:55 PM
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formerly known as gokuru005.. Group: Black-X Legion Member Posts: 389 Member No.: 1,089 Joined: 12-February 06 |
as fish stated not funny
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| + Dark Mage |
Posted: Jun 6 2006, 09:08 PM
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"Most On Topic" and "Most Pessimistic Member" Group: Elite Members Posts: 3,435 Member No.: 452 Joined: 12-January 06 |
Definently not funny.
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| Flaeb |
Posted: Jun 7 2006, 08:01 AM
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h. c. regular  Group: Members Posts: 410 Member No.: 53 Joined: 23-October 04 |
now buddy, i am not a bad guy, i am a good person, but the thing about me is, i am a honest person, very honest, and i have to say.......THAT FREAKIN SUCKED SO BAD, keep trying though! make me laugh and u gain respect
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| + Mystic Mage |
Posted: Jun 7 2006, 01:12 PM
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"Member with the best RP/Fan fiction" Group: Elite Members Posts: 5,243 Member No.: 1,835 Joined: 24-April 06 |
I hate it when you say you got a funny joke... and they laugh....Anyway i made a couple up
I can see the light!.............. And now i can't You may of heard of this one but i made 2 more for it! Join the dark side! We have cookies! The dark side have no emotions..... Arrr look a the lil cute puppy! All who oppose the dark side will die! Is that a doctors note? Ok you can live! |
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| + Sephiroth |
Posted: Jun 28 2006, 12:25 PM
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insomniac Group: Elite Members Posts: 3,782 Member No.: 1,548 Joined: 31-March 06 |
Well....it's better....but...huh.....try harder kid............
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| thefishofdoom |
Posted: Jun 28 2006, 01:23 PM
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insomniac Group: Moderators Posts: 5,675 Member No.: 63 Joined: 5-November 04 |
I cant die im algereg to dieing
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| Megamastermaind |
Posted: Jun 18 2007, 05:31 PM
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Normal Group: Sub members Posts: 74 Member No.: 787 Joined: 19-January 06 |
One woman goes to a pet shop and the salesman offers her something unique.
"This little critter is called Triki-Triki" he says "And what does he do?" asks the woman. "See that filled garbage can? Now I'll show you: Triki-Triki, the garbage can" *GRUMBLE GRUMBLE* And the critter, although very small, ate the carbage can. The lady is more than pleased and buys the animal and she's eager to do a test drive "Triki-Triki, the fridge" *GRUMBLE GRUMBLE* "Triki-Triki, the microwave" *GRUMBLE GRUMBLE* A couple of hours later, the husband arrives and finds that nearly everything in the house is GONE. He goes to his wife, demanding an explanation. "I just that I bought something" she answers. "Now what nonsense you bought that had you lost almost everything in the house?" "This new pet named Triki-Triki" "Triki-Triki? Triki-Triki, my b*lls..." |
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| + Gameshrk90 |
Posted: Jun 18 2007, 05:59 PM
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Co-winner of Best Sense of Humor Group: Elite Members Posts: 1,958 Member No.: 1,029 Joined: 3-February 06 |
I'm afraid I don't ge-OH MY GOD I JUST GOT IT!
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